Bohemian Kink-Sody (A MoodTime Parody of Bohemian Rhapsody)

Bohemian Kink-Sody - Parody by MoodTime

(Verse 1 – Slow, Dramatic Opening)

Is this real life?

Or just fantasy?

Got my cock ring tight,

No escape from chastity…

Open your drawers,

Grab some lube and explore, I'm freeeee…

I need a bigger toy,

But my hole’s still sore, you see…

(Soft piano continues… then builds!)

(Verse 2 – Confessions of a Kinky Shopper)

Mamaaa… just bought a plug,

It’s a dragon, extra wide,

Gonna stretch me ‘til I cry…

Mamaaa… my prostate's feeling fine,

And now I'm moaning every time I take a seat…

(Dramatic Pause… Then Builds!)

Mama, ooooh,

Didn't mean to come so fast!

If I can't last this long again tomorrow,

Carry on, carry on - pass me the vibrating ring!

(Verse 3 – Tempo Increases, Now Fully in Kink Mode!)

Too late, my hole is wrecked,

Sent my order late last night,

Now it's here and feels so right!

Goodbye, my boring life,

Now I only ride the best,

Suction-cup it down and put it to the test!

(Guitar Solo, But Imagine It’s Played on a Dildo Instead!)

(Bridge – The Kinky Choir of Heaven!)

I see a little silhouetto of a plug,

Holy fck, holy fck, it’s the size of a mango!

Anal beads and floggers,

Will I last much longer?

OH GOD NO, (oh god no!),

OH GOD NO, (oh god no!),

Oh my god, I’m gonna blow - SPLAT!

(Fast-Paced Breakdown – The Grand Finale!)

So you think you can cage me and leave me locked tight?

So you think I won’t edge for the rest of the night?!

Ohhh, baby, can't hold it maybe,

Just gotta go buy more,

Just gotta go buy more toys for meee!

(Outro – Slow & Sultry Finish…)

Ooooh,

Nothing really matters,

As long as I’ve got lube,

Oooooh MoodTime,

I will always shop with youuuuuuu…

(Final soft note... vibrating fades...)

🔥 **Now, go forth, shop, and let the music of pleasure play!**🔥

Bohemian Kink-Sody - Parody by MoodTime